Girls' Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives.. however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did
their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have

got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home

with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck in the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the
Fire Station.We'll never forget you."