Reading the Newspaper

A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading
an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the
same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he
approached the newspaper reader.

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab
newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but
what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews
disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in
poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find?
Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and
powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"