test positive
A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test.
The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the l iving room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them of his problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."
He continues:
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If she has twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again..."
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test.
The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the l iving room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them of his problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."
He continues:
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If she has twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again..."
posted by Unknown at 12:40 PM
1 Comments:
Oh, so true!!!
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