My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you
get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect
your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High
School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an Orgasm.

I rest my case..............