Jewish sex lessons
An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and by birthright, all Jewish women are entitled to at least one climax during sex, so they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex.
This, the rabbi says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it.
After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the rabbi.
The rabbi says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel.
They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, schmuck, THAT's how you wave a towel"
The rabbi tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex.
This, the rabbi says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it.
After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the rabbi.
The rabbi says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel.
They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, schmuck, THAT's how you wave a towel"
posted by Unknown at 2:22 AM
4 Comments:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I don't know if you ever look at this blog anymore. I just thought I'd take a peak since I've only meandered aroung the JerusalemGypsy Wanderings.
Anyway, that is really, really funny. Isn't it just like a man...and probably a Jewish one at that!..I may borrow it, I hope that's ok...I'll credit you for it.
this funny joke is as old as the old Jew in it.
It doesn't make it any less humorous
Hey, Jerusalem Gypsy - What happened to your main blog? It's showing up 'inactive' now.
(Nov. 15, '09)
Hope you're still doing it! The FUNNIEST blog around. You say it like it is (love the irreverant way you deal with your family), unlike some award winning blogs -Pioneer Woman (when she gives away mixers gets thirty THOUSAND commments). Anyway, it's all touchy-feely schtick - the way Midwestern Americans excel at!
Your blog is wonderful, and educative, too.
Keep it up!
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