A Woman's joke
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply in! to his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply in! to his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
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