Dictionary

A man's home is his castle..... in a manor of speaking
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris..... must be in Seine
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
Definition of a will: A dead give away
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
Once you've seen one shopping centre...you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture is a jab well done