THE GOLD TOILET

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited
to a

get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking
several glasses of iced tea, he asked

Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When
he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was

astonished to see that president Clinton had a fancy solid
gold urinal.


That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the
urinal. "Just think

he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal
too. But I

wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"



Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the
White House, she

told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery
of the fact that

in the President's private bathroom, the President had a
gold urinal.


That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for
bed, Hillary

smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your
saxophone.