Golfing Accident

Golfing Accident'

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his
hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded
to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began
to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told
him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.'